July 18, 2007

Kitchen Witchery



It does not take a lot of work, time, or money to transform an ordinary kitchen into a magical workplace. To begin with, there are many simple, yet effective, charms (such as a rope of garlic, a sun-catcher, or pentagram symbols) that can be placed in the kitchen for protection.

A sunny kitchen windowsill filled with pots of magical plants not only looks good, but releases magical energies into the room. Even common culinary herbs that are found in the cabinets or nearly every kitchen possess strong magical properties. For instance, basil is traditionally used for exorcism, love, protection, and purification. Parsley is used for fertility, passion, and protection. Sage is used for healing, protection, and prosperity; and thyme is used for clairvoyance, courage, and love.

Hang a kitchen Witch doll for good luck, and add magic to your cooking by drawing an invisible pentagram inside your pots and pans with a wand or athame. (A wooden spoon, fork, or knife can also be used.)

A well-stocked Witch's kitchen should contain herbs, essential oils, a mortar and pestle (for grinding dried herbs and other magical things), candles, incense, an up-to-date lunar calendar, and cauldron for brewing potions.

Smudge your kitchen with a sage bundle if you sense negativity. Anoint utensils and appliances with essential oils to bless and charge them with powerful vibrations. Always stir food in a
clockwise direction, and be sure to invite the Goddess and God into your new magical workplace.

Editor's Note: never ingest essential oils. If you choose to anoint kitchen tools, either anoint the parts of the tool that do not come into direct contact with food, or make sure that there is no way that the oil will transfer from the tool to your food.

A WITCH'S KITCHEN BLESSING

Blessed be this Kitchen of Air, Fire, Water, and Earth. Be warmed by the sacred light of the Goddess and the Horned One. May all that is created here by means both magical and mundane, Bring nourishment, healing, and sustenance, and cause harm to none. With love and peace, with joy and magic, be now and always filled. So mote it be!

KITCHEN DEITIES

Throughout the world many cultures have believed in and worshipped various kitchen gods and goddesses. These deities are generally regarded as benevolent, and their presence is said to offer protection against kitchen accidents, fires, and food poisoning; to keep negativity, ghosts, and evil influences out of the kitchen; and to bless all foods that are prepared.

The Hindu god Annamurti (a form of the god Vishnu) is the patron deity of kitchens and food. Offerings of payasa (sweetened milk and rice) are traditionally placed before his bronze image at his shrine in southern India.

In Japan, the god and goddess of kitchens are Oki-Tsu-Hiko-No-Kami and his consort Oki-Tsu-Hime-No-Kami. They are the children of the harvest god, and their main duty is to look after the cauldron in which water is boiled.

Another Japanese deity associated with the kitchen is Hettsui-No-Kami. She is the goddess of the kitchen range. Each year on the eighth day of November she is honored in Japan with a Shinto festival called the Fuigo Matsuri.

The Chinese god of the stove was a deity who was greatly respected, for he possessed the power to bestow a family with good health, wealth, and prosperity. To keep him from being offended, all family members would take great care not to sing, swear, cry, or kiss in front of the stove. To chop onions on or near the stove was also regarded as disrespectful and was forbidden.

THE FOUR ELEMENTS

In addition to the Pagan gods and goddesses of the kitchen, the spirits of the four ancient elements are strongly connected to, and make their presence well known in, the Witch's kitchen.

The refrigerator is an appliance dedicated to air. Air is also linked to the steam given off by hot foods and boiling liquids. Fire (the source of heat and symbol of transformation) dwells within stove and hearth. Water rules over the kitchen sink as well as the liquids used in the preparation and cooking of foods and potions. Vegetables, fruits, nuts, herbs and spices, and even meats and poultry are all gifts from our blessed planetary Mother. These foods that nourish and sustain us are, of course, ruled by the earth element.

The elemental spirits of air, fire, water, and earth can be invoked at any time in the kitchen for protection, empowerment, magical aid, and so forth. It is through the use of these four basic elements that kitchen magic is created.

KITCHEN OMENS AND SUPERSTITIONS

The reading of omens is an art and practice dating back to antiquity.

Omens reveal many things and are all around us, if we permit ourselves to be aware of them. They can be quite beneficial, especially in warning us of dangerous situations ahead of time. The trick is knowing how to correctly interpret the omen.

The kitchen is one place in which many omens manifest. For instance, a rainstorm is portended by the repeated boiling over of a coffeepot and also by the accidental spilling of water on a tablecloth. Other omens include the following:

* Money will soon come your way if any of the following things should occur: bubbles appear in a cup of coffee, you accidentally knock over a sugar bowl, rice forms a ring around the edge of a pot, or tea leaves float to the top of the cup.

* Trouble is indicted by the accidental omission of spices from a recipe or by the spilling of salt. Be prepared for an argument with someone if you should happen to spill pepper on the kitchen table or floor. (According to occult tradition, these bad omens can be remedied by simply adding the spices, and by tossing a pinch of salt or pepper over your left shoulder, respectively.) It is also said that if two persons stir the same boiling pot or sit together on a table, they will soon find themselves involved in a quarrel.

* If your apron comes untied by itself and falls off while you are working in the kitchen, this is generally seen as a sign that someone is thinking about you. Some say that it means your sweetheart is having romantic thoughts about you at that moment.


* It is believed by many to be an omen of good news when baked apples burst while in the oven, or when the salt and sugar are accidentally mixed up.


* If a fork accidentally falls onto the floor, a woman will soon knock on your door; a spoon indicates the arrival of a gentleman.
(In some parts of the world, the fork means a man, and the spoon a woman.) Unexpected or unwelcome visitors are also presaged by the dropping of a knife that sticks in the ground and by cracks that form on the shells of eggs boiling in a pot of water.

* If you are engaged or wish to get married, according to an old belief once common in England, you should take care to never sit on a kitchen table, for this will break the engagement and also prevent you from ever being wed.


* There are also numerous kitchen omens concerning bread. It is considered unlucky in certain countries to wash a bread-knife on a Sunday, cut both ends of a loaf of bread, leave a knife stuck in the loaf, or take the last slice of bread. Accidentally dropping a slice of bread with the buttered side down is also said to be a bad omen; however, it is a good sign if the dropped bread lands with the buttered side up. If you and another person reach for the same slice of bread at the same time, an unexpected visitor will soon appear.

April 01, 2007

Advice for Newbies…

(and a little reminder for the rest of us.)

If you are new to the path, here is some advice that is most likely, completely unnecessary and yet is still good advice:

We aren't all Wiccans.

Not every Witch is a Wiccan. Wicca is a very specific belief system with several branches. Some Witches aren't even Pagan. Furthermore not every Pagan is a Witch.

Being a Pagan is about faith in Gods. Being a Witch is about believing in magic. Many of us are both Pagans and Witches, but please do not assume just because someone believes in magic, that they also believe in Gods or that they are a Wiccan.

Everyone has a right to believe, or not believe as they wish. Some people feel pretty strongly that they don't have to believe in anything, including magic, to use magic. They believe that all people use magic every day and never even realize it. They believe everyone can do magic.

Few people do. And even fewer do it well.

You know your own truth.

What works for you, works for you. Don't think that you ever have to believe or understand magic/Paganism the same way someone else does. Some people think you have to light candles, hold hands, get naked… whatever. You do not have to do anything to have faith in the Gods or to allow magic into your life. However these things can help you get into the right frame of mind, but they are not sacred, unless you believe they are sacred. Holy water is only holy when someone says it is and BELIEVES it.

If you do not believe, then it isn't true for you, and you should let it go. And if you do believe it, then believe it for yourself and only yourself. Do not try and force your beliefs on others. Arguing over the proper associations of the directions with the elements is not necessary. There is no "right" way of doing things, just the right way for you, and only you can know what that is.

Furthermore, if something doesn't seem right to you, please don't do it. Maybe later it will be right, but you should always follow your own instincts. I have found some of the spiritual books out there to be interesting, but most are for beginners and are meant to open the doors of your mind. Once those doors are open, it is up to you to define your faith, not others.

Which leads me to…

Do not trust the books, trust yourself.

Even the best historians are mostly guessing about how the really old Religions were practiced. Most of the Pagan/Witchcraft books out there paint the past as some sort of a verdant fantasyland where everything was perfect. Well it wasn't. It was diseased, dirty, and full of wars, pain and death. Remember a lot of the old ways were strongly connected to sacrifice of life, human and animal. That time has passed.

We were not there and frankly, we just do not really know that much about the actual facts of the belief of these ancient cultures. Furthermore, that time has passed. This is the age of the cell phone, microwave, and television. We need to accept that.

While to call something the “Old Way” may sound romantic, the truth is this is “Our Way”. Some may be inspired by the ideas of the old ways, but it is not likely to the actual old ways unless someone had a time machine and is keeping it hush- hush. It is still perfectly valid to call it the “Old Religion” because we associate our deities with those of the past. But while these deities are eternal, our religious practices are not. After all, have you seen any men hung for Odin in the last hundred years?

Oh and by the way...

"Older" does not mean "better."

There is nothing more obnoxious than someone who claims his or her religion is better because it is older. I have heard many claim to follow a religion that is thousands of years older than "blah." To claim a more valid religion because you believe it is older is not going to persuade anyone of the superiority your faith.

When you look into the past you see slavery, tyrants, misogyny. Yes, there have been enlightened moments of time or time when the power was better distributed, but generally, people have been oppressing and killing each other since the beginning of time. The truth is… THIS is the moment that is actually the most valid because it is the one we can know and effect.

Some other religions are finding themselves more and more bogged down by the ideas of the past. Ideas such as: “men and women are not equal”. Ideas that religion should control the political landscape and people should violently enforce their beliefs on each other.

If you want to speak of your religion in a positive light, show that is it more enlightened. Show that it doesn't get involved with people's sexual preferences. That it does not interfere with people's reproductive rights. That it doesn't command that you give money. That it hails men and women as equals and gives equal access to the divine. That it respects the family (by any definition) and the individual. That it neither proselytizes at the point of the sword nor does it exchange food for faith and most importantly, that it is spiritually fulfilling for you.

For the majority of people just telling them that your faith is spiritually fulfilling for you is enough. After all, if they do not approve of your faith, it isn't likely that anything you say will convince them that it isn't evil or that it is just as valid as theirs.

Know your rights!

If you live in the United States, you have a constitutional right to practice your freedom of religion. That includes wearing religious jewelry, clothing, and/or religious bumper stickers! (Students check your schools dress code; employees follow your work dress codes.) For those of you in other countries, you may also find that you are legally protected from persecution.

Obey the law, but DO NOT allow yourselves to be abused. Seek legal help if your rights are being violated! If not for yourself, then do it for the rest of us.

We will NEVER be free if we do not continually fight to gain and maintain our freedom.